credit: curses, inc. by tristan elwell credit: curses, inc. by tristan elwell

about this site

hello! welcome to irony machine. this is what it's about:

i've enjoyed the web as a creative medium for a long time, and love being part of the neocities ecosystem now. i like seeing the wildly different and unique things everyone makes when not burdened by their offline identity and expectations, and the novel ways to use code to make entire experiences everyone can visit.

i wish for this website to be an interesting place for others to wander around and get lost in for a while. it's not very organized and will never be finished. my ultimate wish for this website is to make you want to build something of your own.

technical stuff

ideas/projects for this website, written incomprehensibly:

  • more playlists
  • moon temple
  • i feel a need to put a clock somewhere
  • landscapes + looping tracks
  • gaming page
  • (boring) get rid of jquery on all pages
  • custom cursors?

about this person

irony machine (she/her) (irony for short) is an argentinian web developer in her late thirties.

likes:

  • front end programming
  • music
  • long walks
    • linguistics
    • etymology
    • philosophy of language
    • dialects
    • accents
    • neologisms
  • cooking and eating
  • nature
    • videogames
    • fez
    • myst
    • legend of kyrandia i and ii
    • the dig
    • the secret of monkey island
    • hypnospace outlaw
    • return of the obra dinn
    • super mario rpg
    • stardew valley
    • blasphemous
    • haiku, the robot
    • warframe
    • psychonauts
    • heroes of might and magic ii and iii
    • portal / portal 2
    • beavis and butthead (sega genesis)
    • super mario world
    • katamari damacy
  • pixel art
  • miniature things
  • stationery products
  • spring and fall
  • lists

dislikes:

  • noise
  • anxiety
  • crowds
  • sports
  • beer
  • clutter
  • talking about my feelings
  • phone calls
  • having to get up early
  • bigotry

currently:

  • listening to the new boards of canada
  • recreating my apartment in paralives
  • browsing for weird things on facebook marketplace
  • amassing wealth on neopets in order to complete my vintage plushie collection

the end. thank you for reading!


last updated: june 13th, 2026


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